Piper: i just wanted to know if you and my car were ok
Prue: yeah were fine.
Piper: oh i gotta go thats dan on the other line.
Prue: you know you 2 do live like 30 feet away from each
other you could get walky talkies, can and string..
Piper: point taken mum.
Cole: Sam?
Leo: Their Whitelighter.
Cole: Oh I see apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree.
Piper: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!
Grams: Congratulations you caught us now what do you plan to do,
shoot us?
Phoebe: Easy Grams not all of us are dead remember!
Prue: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight,
he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.
Piper: Unmarried? Like being single doesn't
have enough problems.
Cole: You've got to hold my hand.
Prue: This
already sucks.
Leo: I've thought this through
Piper: Is that
why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?
Phoebe: I think I found the demon. Oh my god...
Paige:
What? You can't say "demons" followed by "oh my god" - I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.
Demon Of Illusion: Silly Witches. Tricks Are For Kids.
Phoebe: This costume happens to be a protest statement.
Prue:
I am so impressed that you can make a protest statement and show cleavage all at the same time.
Phoebe: Thanks.
Paige: Well, I was sort of messing around with Dave...
Piper:
Messing around?
Paige: Yeah, having sex.
Piper: Oh.
Paige: See, that's why I don't want to talk
to you about this. It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think
I got pregnant?
Paige: Ugh, I don't want to know that either.
